User:Vanhalen1014

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I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

About Me This user has been on Wikipedia for 1 year, 4 months and 2 days. 19 This Wikipedian is 19 years, 7 months, and 9 days old. This user supports the Democratic Party of the United States. This user enjoys thunderstorms. This user was born and lives in the United States of America This user is a permanent resident of the United States of America. This user has visited all 50 of the 50 States. 50 This user is proud to be a resident native citizen of the U.S. State of New Jersey This user is proud to be a nerd, although they prefer not to brag and often goes incognito without a pocket protector. This user is of Italian ancestry. This user is of Hispanic ancestry. NE This user is a Yankee. This user is a Libran. X This user is an Atheist, and doesn't have a religion. This user lives in Miami. This user lives in Florida, but is not a native. This user hails from the New York City area. This user hails from the Tri-State. This user is against Cyber-bullying. This user supports 2600 and the hacking community. This user's email is vanhalen1014@gmail.com. goon This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums. /b/ This user is a proud /b/tard and fears getting Moot's b&hammer. goon This user enjoys the Something Awful Forums. This user spends too much time on internet forums. last .fm This user tracks what they listen to on Last.fm. This user is a member of Wikipedia This user has an account on YouTube. This user's favourite search engine is Google. This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference. This user uses Gmail as a primary email service. AT&T This user's internet service provider is AT&T. This user contributes using a PC. This user wishes he/she had a Mac. This user wishes they owned a MacBook Pro. This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool. HP This user contributes using an HP computer. This user owns an Android phone. This user does not own an iPhone, but wants one. Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!! The universe may implode any second because this user is about to discover the meaning and question of life. lol wut Obvious statement is obvious. So this user herd u liek mudkipz? All your base are belong to this user. $\frac{a}{0}$ OH SHI- This user likes turtles. This user mashes buttons. Real hard. This user is addicted to video games. cvg-5 This user is a professional gamer. Diff H This user plays Video Games on Hard or the highest difficulty available. This user is a modder. Coming Soon! This user can't wait for Grand Theft Auto V.  ? This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun. PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2. This user owns a slick lookin' Sony PSP This user prefers the PlayStation Portable over the Nintendo DS. This user bought a Wii and realized it was pretty lame and now it sits in their closet while they play PS3/360. This user owns a 320 GB PlayStation 3. This user is a Playstation 3 fanboy. This user owns an Xbox 360 Elite. This user has experienced The Red Ring of Death. This user has The Open Tray Error. This user plays the Xbox 360. This user has caught {{{493}}} of the Pokémon in the Pokédex of their copy of Pokémon Platinum. This user checked out the enclosed instructions book. MW2 This user enjoys playing Modern Warfare 2. COD4 This user enjoys playing Call of Duty 4. GTA This user plays games from the Grand Theft Auto series. This user has killed people, smuggled people, sold people. Perhaps here, things will be different. B This user plays Bully Link It is written: only Link can defeat 4Kids Entertainment Link This user is so hungry he could eat an Octorok. Destroy All Humans! This user LOVES Destroy All Humans! and contributes to the Destroy All Humans! Articles. This user is still alive. This user works with Anomalous Materials TF2 This user's a spy!! TF2 This user's a one-eyed Scottish cyclops, ya bloody git!! TF2 This user's sentry is being sapped!! TF2 This user's not a crazed gunman, they're an assassin!! TF2 This user fights when assured of victory. TF2 Who touched this user's Sasha?!?! L4D This user was Left 4 Dead. L4D This user is better safe than sorry! L4D2 This user's friend Keith does some crazy stuff. MGS This user loves the Metal Gear Solid series. LBP This user enjoys playing LittleBigPlanet. ME2 This user has played through every mission in Mass Effect 2 (and loved it!). Bioshock This user is in search of Rapture. This user is interested in, but does not believe in, conspiracy theories. This user prefers cold weather. This user loves the Winter. This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights. This user is interested in computers. æ This user has a raging case of ED. This user is an Americophile. band-0 This user can't stand Rebecca Black. band-0 This user can't stand Justin Bieber. band-0 This user can't stand Kidz Bop. band-0 This user can't stand Lil’ Wayne. band-0 This user can't stand Glee Cast. band-0 This user can't stand Miley Cyrus. band-0 This user can't stand Jonas Brothers. band-0 This user can't stand Waka Flocka Flame. band-0 This user can't stand Soulja Boy Tell Em. band-1 This user can tolerate Ke$ha. band-1 This user can tolerate Lady GaGa. band-1 This user can tolerate Britney Spears. band-1 This user can tolerate T-Pain. band-1 This user can tolerate Katy Perry. band-5 This user adores Led Zeppelin. band-5 This user adores The Beatles. band-5 This user adores The Rolling Stones. band-5 This user adores The Who. band-5 This user adores Pink Floyd. band-5 This user adores Rush. band-5 This user adores U2. band-5 This user adores The Cure. band-5 This user adores Heart. fan-4 This user thinks Ryan Farish is the best artist ever! fan-3 This user loves Chris Geith. fan-3 This user loves Mark Krurnowski. fan-3 This user loves 7and5. fan-3 This user loves Craig Chaquico. fan-3 This user loves Trammell Starks. fan-3 This user loves Trance Fury. fan-3 This user loves Jeanne Ricks. fan-3 This user loves Patrick Yandall. song-3 This user's favorite song is "Legacy" by Ryan Farish. This user enjoys rock music. This user appreciates progressive rock. This user enjoys psychedelic rock. This user enjoys British rock. This user likes alternative rock. 80s This user rocks out to totally rad 80s New Wave music. This user likes grunge music. RAP This user enjoys old school hip hop music, but is disappointed with the new scene of hip hop music. This user is tired of reggaetón. cRap This user can't stand rap music. This user enjoys Ambient music. This user enjoys electronic music. This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. † This user does not enjoy Gospel music. Yupp tspp tsupp burreevick durridullan dick dully dillun ditsdundulla ribbee dubbee dulla roop buddyroobyrung goory gung gook gaya geeree gung goo! * This user needs more cowbell. This user has been tested and is a Certified Nerd. This user enjoys pistol shooting. This user enjoys rifle shooting. This user is a bowler. This user is a right-arm bowler. This user is a right-hand batter. This user knows that American football is the only true football. This user is a Skateboarder. This user is a fan of  Scuderia Ferrari This user follows 24 Hours of Le Mans every year. This user does parkour! This user enjoys high-definition television. This user prefers satellite television over cable television. DTV This user prefers digital television over analog television Cmcst This user's TV service provider is Comcast. FOX KIDS This user used to watch FOX KIDS IS This user's cable company uses the IntelliStar TWC TWC This user watches The Weather Channel. my 9 This user watches "my 9" WWOR-TV in New York City. WNYW This user is a viewer of WNYW Fox 5 New York. This user dislikes commercials that happen during TV shows and movies and finds them annoying GB This user is a fan of The Glenn Beck Program This user listens to Coast to Coast AM. WFAN This user listens to WFAN Sports Radio 66 This user politely asks: Who are you working for?! CSI This user follows the evidence. H This user isn't lying when they say they know what a Nephrologist does. Law & Order This user is a fan of all Law & Order series. All L&O LOST 4 8 15 16 23 42 This user is a fan of The Sopranos FF This user is a Family Feud fan. TPIR This user watches The Price Is Right! [adult swim] This user likes to watch Adult Swim. ATHF This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G. Harv This user believes that the law should only be practiced by avian/mammal hybrids. BDKS This user is the stone that the builder refused... FG! I don't know what a Hollaback Girl is. All I know is I want her dead. This user does not accept coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time... This user knows that the bird is equal to or greater than the word. This user is not afraid of the Evil Monkey. Zapp This user obeys Brannigan's Law! KAHN This User thinks you are a Redneck Hillbilly! ABE This user is not a communist! He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star! Bart This user wants you to "Eat my shorts!" Moe This user wants someone to check the Men's Room for a Hugh Jass. This user can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me. D'oh! This user knows Lenny=White and Carl=Black. This user demands you Respect my authoritah! EC No Mr. Kitty this is my pot pie! No Kitty thats a bad Kitty!!! This user loves to kill Kenny. AFV This user enjoys watching America's Funniest Home Videos. SGMWH Marcus Qwertyus is addicted to Grey's Anatomy. This user rejects your reality and substitutes their own! 164 This user's IQ is 164 This user is homeschooled. This user supports homeschooling and is against any bans on it. 6'3" This user is 6 feet, 3 inches tall 150 This user weighs 150 pounds. This user has Aspergers. This user supports Autism and Aspergers awareness. OCD This user suffers from OCD (Obsessive–compulsive disorder) TS This user has Tourette syndrome. This user has brown eyes. This user is right-handed. This user suffers from severe nasal allergies This user commands Storm Troopers (and hates when they disobey) This user has never been to Fucking Austria This user likes stupid signs PINGAS ! snooPINGAS usual I see! This user advocates democracy. This user is interested in ghosts.